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Yesterday I saw-- yo mama-- at the ballgame ! She is really fat this year. She's so friendly everyone was getting her autograph... I wondered what she did that for, since she only served hot dogs, so someone in the crowd said, ...."next time you take our order for a hot dog, please put less bun and more meat. so ---yo mama---said I would never give more buns than meat, but it's my new recipe I made it with bigger buns. She was signing the words to each fan in the seats,.....'' no buns are too big!"

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Asked by Anonymous at 4:25 PM on Sep. 30, 2010 in Entertainment

Answers (5)
  • Say what?

    Answer by theutilitarian at 4:37 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • I thought I felt an earthquake. That one felt like a 5.5 !!! Oh,....sorry it's just --yo mama-- jogging down the sidewalk.

    Boy didn't it get windy really fast.?? Oh,...sorry it just yo mama exhaling!


    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 4:38 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • Yeah well Yo mamas so fat If I stand on her belly I can high five God!

    Answer by Amelia512 at 10:35 PM on Oct. 1, 2010

  • Yo mamas so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito!

    Answer by Amelia512 at 10:36 PM on Oct. 1, 2010

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

    Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Answer by Amelia512 at 10:41 PM on Oct. 1, 2010

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