"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. they're trained for that."
"Someone complimented my driving today. I came out of the store and there was a note on my windshield that said 'Parking Fine'. So that was nice."
"Fighting for peace is like having sex for verginity."
"Without me, you're just aweso"
"Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live"
" When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."
"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
Answer by kaysimon132461 at 11:05 AM on Oct. 3, 2010
Answer by mysevenkids at 3:24 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by Truelove77 at 3:23 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by dancer at 3:26 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by louise2 at 3:26 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by pipermomofash at 3:27 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by evie-1006 at 3:28 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by mp3mom at 7:11 PM on Oct. 2, 2010
Answer by sherryb1273 at 10:17 AM on Oct. 3, 2010
Those are great........
Answer by zbee at 10:25 AM on Oct. 3, 2010
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