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"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. they're trained for that."

"Someone complimented my driving today. I came out of the store and there was a note on my windshield that said 'Parking Fine'. So that was nice."

"Fighting for peace is like having sex for verginity."

"Without me, you're just aweso"

"Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live"

" When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"

 
mygirlpaige

Asked by mygirlpaige at 3:19 PM on Oct. 2, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (13)
  • thanks, paige - that hit the spot - i'm glad i clicked on it - you gave me an outloud laugh!!!
    kaysimon132461

    Answer by kaysimon132461 at 11:05 AM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • hahahaha you made my day hahaha
    mysevenkids

    Answer by mysevenkids at 3:24 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • hoot.gif laugh image by jade95_2010 BUMP :)

    Truelove77

    Answer by Truelove77 at 3:23 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
    dancer

    Answer by dancer at 3:26 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • Silly LOL
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 3:26 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • lol lol lol
    pipermomofash

    Answer by pipermomofash at 3:27 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • hehe nice!!
    evie-1006

    Answer by evie-1006 at 3:28 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • LOL
    mp3mom

    Answer by mp3mom at 7:11 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • LOL
    sherryb1273

    Answer by sherryb1273 at 10:17 AM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • rolling on floorThose are great........

    zbee

    Answer by zbee at 10:25 AM on Oct. 3, 2010

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