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lol Please help, I don't get "knock knock" jokes!

My English is okay, but I don't get most of the knock knock jokes. Having trouble with the wordplay. Just throw a few at me. Maybe it'll enlighten me.

 
BeachMom81

Asked by BeachMom81 at 4:05 PM on Oct. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)

  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Amos
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Andy.
    Andy who?
    And he bit me again!
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:09 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Hey my English is great and I don't understand them either, never have.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:07 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • They're really dumb lol you're not missing out on much hahaha

    OK,

    A: Knock Knock
    B: Who's there?
    A: I Dunnop
    B: I Dunnop Who?
    A: HAHAHAHA YOU DONE A POO!!!!

    When you say "I Dunnop who" it kind of sounds like "I've done a poo"

    And that's supposed to be the joke!
    mygirlpaige

    Answer by mygirlpaige at 4:08 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Some.
    Some who?
    Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:08 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • you can pick up a book of knock knock jokes at any local libary
    Andrea E.

    Answer by Andrea E. at 4:36 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Don't worry about not getting it, most are not worth the time.
    meandmyshadow

    Answer by meandmyshadow at 7:50 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Knock, Knock.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:07 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Bo-Ho
    Bo-Ho Who?
    Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:09 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Anonymous, who are you to say how it's really done? I got that from a website so e-mail them and tell them they have it wrong.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:23 PM on Oct. 3, 2010

  • Ball up your fist and tap against your own head. See........Knock, Knock, get it, or don't get it. KNOCK, KNOCK!
    peacockmom

    Answer by peacockmom at 4:49 PM on Oct. 3, 2010