I live in a land where men possess as much common sense as I do. Childbirth will never leave stretchmarks and cookies are always plentiful. In this land, toilets never clog or get dirty and laundry is unheard of. Food fairies magically fill my refrigerator nightly with healthy, good tasting treats. Stick-thin women are considered unappealing and exercise is the devil's work in progress. Floors always shine and windows sparkle, through no effort of my own. My dh is unfailingly affectionate and supportive, my son is well-behaved and will never roll his eyes at me. Personal shoppers bring merchandise to my house for my approval and money really does grow on trees!
at 3:20 PM on Oct. 4, 2010