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Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

What are some of the corniest pick up lines you've heard, read, or has been used on you? Can you make up any?

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mom2trewife2vic

Asked by mom2trewife2vic at 7:36 PM on Oct. 24, 2008 in Just for Fun

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  • Your name should be campbells- cause your um-um good.... corny huh!!! LOL he actually said that too...
    momacowgirl

    Answer by momacowgirl at 7:38 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • ARE YOU FROM TENNESEE? CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY TEN I SEE!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 7:39 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • LMAO! I JUST ASKED MY HUSBAND THIS QUESTION. HE SAID "HEY BABY,WANNA FUCK?" HE SAID"THAT WAS ALWAYS MY BEST ONE."
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 7:42 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • You got an onion booty! Your as$ is so fine, it brings tears to my eyes! laughing

    mom2trewife2vic

    Answer by mom2trewife2vic at 8:58 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • Did it hurt when you fell? Cause I swear your an angel from heaven..... so many guys said this to me I just tuned it out......
    Zacherysmommy08

    Answer by Zacherysmommy08 at 9:08 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • I don't have one but I just had to say pinkclover what your husband said was hilarious. I just cracked up in dead silence with my mom & her boyfriend sitting beside me.
    bassyentihw

    Answer by bassyentihw at 9:59 PM on Oct. 24, 2008

  • hahahahaha i love the onion bootie!!!
    EmilyRoseLovett

    Answer by EmilyRoseLovett at 3:50 AM on Oct. 25, 2008

  • the best one was "you must drink a lot of milk to get a body that good." lmao.
    princezzmommie

    Answer by princezzmommie at 11:40 PM on Oct. 27, 2008

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