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YO MAMA...

Yo Mama misses you so much,... when you go to scout camp she sends you herself> in the mail.
When yoMama gets her gas for her car, she drives away with all 3 grades, high octane for good milage, mid-grade for good price, and low-grade so she can keep feeling the good ole days.
I thought i saw the carnival in town today, but it was just yo Mama wearing her ''rainbow brite" t-shirt.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:52 PM on Oct. 7, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (6)
  • lol
    Shelii

    Answer by Shelii at 11:54 PM on Oct. 7, 2010

  • Yo mama's breath is so bad, everyone looks forward to her farts!
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 11:55 PM on Oct. 7, 2010

  • At the shoe store, yo-Mama had to buy herself a nice pair of boots for the upcoming event. She tried on the 1st pair, ....they were too tight,...she tried on the 2nd pair,....they were still too small,...she tried on the 3rd pair, ... they weren't wide,....and the store clerk said, after her trying on 10 pair of shoes, ....."how much more time do you need, we only have one size left. Curious yo Mama wondered and said, ..."let me try them please.", so the store clerk said, we have these in the window as the 8x10ft cardboard cut out, we can load them onto your truck in 10 minutes.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 11:59 PM on Oct. 7, 2010

  • Yo mama went to Hawaii and she saw the volcano and ran up to it and stuck a huge straw into it , ....she thought it was a giant milkshake !
    coffeeyum

    Answer by coffeeyum at 12:03 AM on Oct. 8, 2010

  • Yo Mama bought a gallon of neon green paint today. The clerk got exited and said , "oh you must have a really creative child's bedroom !" yo mama said, "no, I'm just going to paint my nails".!!!
    coffeeyum

    Answer by coffeeyum at 12:06 AM on Oct. 8, 2010

  • How do you know when yo Mama has a toothache? She stops eating cheesecake for that month.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 12:09 AM on Oct. 8, 2010

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