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2 Bumps

I've got a scorching case of herpes on my crab infested cooter....

Which guy did I get it from?

A.) The man I met at the bar wearing a wife beater and tattos last night?
B.) The 65 yr old obese, sweaty cook at work when we boinked in the freezer?
C.) Or the time I humped walmarts toilet seat to get off (it was an EMERGENCY I tell ya!)

Just Kidding! And no, I have nothing else better to do:)


Asked by worriedmommy600 at 1:27 AM on Oct. 12, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • It must be C.... process of elimination

    A) Last night, way too soon

    and B) in the freezer? The sores, crabs, etc would've snapped off like the point of a popcicle.

    Try the free clinic and see if they have any free samples of wacky wiener goo

    Answer by hibbingmom at 2:24 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Is that you Kathy? My ex-husband's new wife? Hey enjoy the herpes sweetheart...that's what you get for taking another girl's (slutty and diseased) man.

    Answer by getrealmama at 1:29 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • A bored mind is a scarey thing!! LOL

    Answer by dmbutler at 1:28 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • ♥
    sooo funny..thanks for the laugh..i needed that tonight♥

    Answer by gracelessstar21 at 1:43 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • Uhmmm, not Kathy but thanks for the interesting response! lol.

    Comment by worriedmommy600 (original poster) at 1:30 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • Lol sorry that's just the first thing that sprang to mind when I read "scorching case of herpes."

    Answer by getrealmama at 1:34 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • Definitely C!

    Answer by dmelyoung at 8:02 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh! I love the process of elimination there, hibbingmom!

    Answer by BisketLiss at 8:08 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • LOL Ok so here is my Answer to your question....IF ya did ALL those things! It is VERY CLEAR TO ME ALL THE ABOVE! LOL YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!! .....I guess I know who I ont be sitting by at the next get together Just kidding..that was a good one, thanks for the giggles ya gave me I sure needed them on a day like today! have an awesome day!!

    Answer by kids_r_gr8 at 8:16 AM on Oct. 12, 2010

  • All of the above.

    Answer by cerealmom2 at 8:25 AM on Oct. 12, 2010