I was talking with a friend's teenage daughter about piercings. I said I would never get an oral piercing, I think they don't look nice. She grabbed her crotch and said "OMG, I would never pierce that!!" I said "Wait an oral piercing is in the mouth, not there!" She looked at me and asked, "Then why is it called oral sex?"
at 12:21 PM on Oct. 13, 2010