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Wanna play psychic doctor?

I just shat myself, hubby dumped a load today and I missed my period tomorrow? Am I preggo??

I weeze when I breath, the cheeseburger got stuck in my throat, my blood pressure is 215/160 and my chest hurst. Am I having a heart attack??

My s/o beats me, then says he loves me, then steals my money. What should I do??


Asked by Anonymous at 1:37 PM on Oct. 14, 2010 in

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  • 1. You've got dirty britches.
    2. It's not a heart attack, it's strep throat.
    3. He's the best guy out there that you can get, so keep him!

    Answer by QueenMomma2023 at 1:54 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • First clean your pants.

    Answer by Amelia512 at 1:40 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

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    Answer by Anonymous at 1:50 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • 1) you guys have food poisoning, not pregnancy
    2) you have acid reflux causing wheezing and a scarred esphogus
    3) you suffer from low self esteem/self worth from a father who didn't give you enough attention

    Answer by karamille at 1:40 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • Congratulations! You may have time to renew your vows before you dhave the herat attack, if the baby is a boy please name him after me

    Answer by Mommy2Gabrielle at 1:40 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • sounds like quite the problems. I say move to Siberia and start eating 80 oz of chocolate a day. You've probably got pregoburgerology

    Answer by MamaSarah1104 at 1:41 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • thanks for the laugh!!

    Answer by Namaste17 at 1:45 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • Leave the man. Find some one better for you. Go to the dr and see if everything is okay.

    Answer by mmmegan38 at 1:46 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

  • 1. Take a show relax. You should know you are preggo after you remember what you did in two hours,  that you were preggo after last night!

    2. No... no heart attack.........just greasy-burger-itis. I say limit your greasy consumption of hamburgers for a day, and eat more cheese on them!

    3. You should beat your S/O back and tell him/her "HOMEY DA CLOWN DON'T PLAY THAT!!" And run quick once you steal HIS money soon as he is asleep after you HOMEY DONT PLAY THAT him with your clown club sock!  And go buy him more beer cuz when he wakes up he's gonna be MAD!  Tell him it was all a horrible dream! 


    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 1:56 PM on Oct. 14, 2010

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