I just shat myself, hubby dumped a load today and I missed my period tomorrow? Am I preggo??
I weeze when I breath, the cheeseburger got stuck in my throat, my blood pressure is 215/160 and my chest hurst. Am I having a heart attack??
My s/o beats me, then says he loves me, then steals my money. What should I do??
Answer by QueenMomma2023 at 1:54 PM on Oct. 14, 2010
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Answer by mmmegan38 at 1:46 PM on Oct. 14, 2010
1. Take a show relax. You should know you are preggo after you remember what you did in two hours, that you were preggo after last night!
2. No... no heart attack.........just greasy-burger-itis. I say limit your greasy consumption of hamburgers for a day, and eat more cheese on them!
3. You should beat your S/O back and tell him/her "HOMEY DA CLOWN DON'T PLAY THAT!!" And run quick once you steal HIS money soon as he is asleep after you HOMEY DONT PLAY THAT him with your clown club sock! And go buy him more beer cuz when he wakes up he's gonna be MAD! Tell him it was all a horrible dream!
Answer by LilyPondOasis at 1:56 PM on Oct. 14, 2010