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Ok, you've got to admit this is funny ... Blind man in a biker bar

(And I'm a blonde ...)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind that you should know five things":

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 
tasches

Asked by tasches at 1:04 PM on Oct. 15, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • LMAO!! Thank goodness you didn't say it was a lesbian biker bar.We wouldn't have been allowed to laugh then.
    GingerKitten

    Answer by GingerKitten at 6:00 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • LMAO!
    SuperrMommyy

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 1:05 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Jademom07

    Answer by Jademom07 at 1:05 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • Oh that is good. lol
    Cheveyo1

    Answer by Cheveyo1 at 1:15 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • LMAO!!!! thats a good one!!
    shorty13417

    Answer by shorty13417 at 2:30 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • lol
    BrittanyD07

    Answer by BrittanyD07 at 1:06 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • Ha!
    MJC157

    Answer by MJC157 at 1:20 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • haha good one!
    TXColter

    Answer by TXColter at 1:34 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • YESSS! lol love it, thanks for sharing.
    Ati_13

    Answer by Ati_13 at 9:33 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

  • lol that was cute
    Pudge_Pie20

    Answer by Pudge_Pie20 at 11:25 PM on Oct. 15, 2010

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