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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

 
tasches

Asked by tasches at 2:32 PM on Oct. 20, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • I like the walking before my brain has a chance to figure out what im doing, that is SO me! haha
    cassie_kellison

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 2:36 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • TOO FUNNY!!!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!
    dancer

    Answer by dancer at 2:36 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • lol i love it.
    Shelii

    Answer by Shelii at 2:38 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • HA!
    TeensMom07

    Answer by TeensMom07 at 2:42 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • Thanks for sharing!
    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 2:42 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • LOL
    sarasmommy777

    Answer by sarasmommy777 at 3:03 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

  • LOL...
    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 8:35 AM on Oct. 21, 2010

  • If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
    start with a small country.

    I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

    We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
    about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
    and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.
    tasches

    Comment by tasches (original poster) at 2:33 PM on Oct. 20, 2010

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