Well, when I used to work, I was working at a Restaurant. There we had a VERY short girl, legal midget, I think she was 4'4" and was perfectly comfortable with her height. She would make jokes about it and we would all laugh with her, not at her. (And no, this wasn't a way to cover up her pain). Anyways, it was her last day at work, she was quitting because she wanted to go back to school full time. We decided to shrink wrap her big explorer. We literally had the big commercial roll of shrink wrap and went all the way around her car with it, top to bottom. (it was an older explorer, so messing up the paint job wasn't a concern). It was wrapped in LAYERS and LAYERS of shrink wrap. Posted on the windshield was a big sign that said, "This side up" and another that said, "Air Mail to China". One of our regular customers was a tow truck driver and he parked next to her car with the back down. She saw it and almost died!
at 7:25 AM on Oct. 23, 2010