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Have you ever had a sex blunder? adult content

me and hubby are doing the deed, he on bottom (well you get the pic) he decides he wants to get kinky and slap my (yeah, uh huh) he did it twice no problem. Third time, I heard a grunt and he rolled over in agony, balled up and the whole nine. I asked what happened, he said he hit himself in his knots! I laughed so hard, still giggling...

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websavvy1

Asked by websavvy1 at 9:55 PM on Oct. 23, 2010 in Relationships

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  • laughing so hard right now I have tears in my eyes!!! haha
    elizabiza

    Answer by elizabiza at 9:57 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • Yeah, how about kicking him in the nuts or head while switching position. I've done both.
    dancinintherain

    Answer by dancinintherain at 9:57 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • haha thats too funny but it happens!
    cielo1

    Answer by cielo1 at 9:58 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • @dancinintherain, OMG! roflmao
    websavvy1

    Comment by websavvy1 (original poster) at 10:03 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • Did you get it on tape? I'd like to see that on America's Funniest Videos~!
    admckenzie

    Answer by admckenzie at 10:06 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • Omg. Lol! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
    randibosin

    Answer by randibosin at 10:07 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • My husband farted really loud during doggie style and we had to stop. We just about peed ourselves laughing!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 10:10 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • That's awesome! lol. I'm sure everyone has sex blunders. :)
    fluppyducky

    Answer by fluppyducky at 10:18 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • Whenever my fiance drinks he has to pee ALLLLL THE TIME!!! So if we try to have sex, we always have to stop a few times so he could use the bathroom. Once we fell asleep during the deed because we were so tired... we slept for almost an hour before we woke up to seperate ourselves!!!
    MandaLea

    Answer by MandaLea at 10:21 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

  • That so funny! Mine was painful for both of us though. The base of the bed came apart, and it's fairly high, so the matress fell straight down. My head hit his chin- I got a black eye and he got a fat lip! We couldn't get up for about 10 minutes from laughing at the looks on each other's faces.
    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 10:24 PM on Oct. 23, 2010

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