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Dumbest Laws In America? Which one do you think is the worst? LOL

10. Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
9. Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
8. Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
7. Virginia: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
6. Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
5. California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
4. Wisconsin: Margarine may not be substituted for butter in rest
3. Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
2. Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
1. Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

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Asked by Mama2BabyTaurus at 8:26 PM on Oct. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • haha i think the dumbest one ive ever heard was you cant walk backwards downtown while eating a cheeseburger on sunday

    Answer by 405mom at 8:27 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • They are all ridiculous, but #2 stands out.

    Answer by older at 8:28 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • it is illegal to have oral sex in GA (this use to be a law unsure if it still is)

    Answer by gratefulangel77 at 8:33 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • or how about the one about oral sex being illegal ooooh do it with the curtains closed or the neighbors will call the police on you lmao

    Answer by 405mom at 8:33 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • i agree number 2 is the dumbest

    Answer by amymartinez0214 at 8:33 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • I can't believe some of these...hilarious!
    Here are a few more I found!

    AL-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
    NY-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
    TX-It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    KS-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

    Answer by willkanmom at 8:35 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • Oral sex is illegal in RI.

    Answer by rio_burb at 8:57 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • Here are some funny ones I found!
    It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. Ok
    Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
    It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

    Answer by jasesmommy0529 at 9:06 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • I love dumb laws. Here are a few I have collected.

    It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

    You may not fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays.

    It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

    It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

    A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
    No one may take a bath without a prescription.

    It is illegal to sleep naked.

    It is illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while committing murder.

    It is against the law to sing off key. (Then there should be A LOT of people in jail!!)

    It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

    Molesting an automobile is illegal. (Is this REALLY a problem?)

    It is LEGAL to gather and consume roadkill. (ewwww)

    It is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. C

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 9:10 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

  • EEERRRRRR!!! Stupid thing said I had like 25 characters left and it still cut these off!!!

    It is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. Can own them, but not detonate them.

    Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the the other has.

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 9:12 PM on Oct. 27, 2010

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