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A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Wedding plans take care of themselves
underwear is $10 for a three-pack
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks
not expected to know the names of more than five colors
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
belly usually hides your big hips
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
Next question overall
Halloween or Christmas?