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Joke

Childbirth at age 65?

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me, in a raised voice.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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depressedmom65

Asked by depressedmom65 at 1:35 PM on Nov. 2, 2010 in General Parenting

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Answers (5)
  • lol
    NicholeAT

    Answer by NicholeAT at 2:18 PM on Nov. 2, 2010

  • wow lol
    waitin4u

    Answer by waitin4u at 2:20 PM on Nov. 2, 2010

  • lol
    4_28_bbboy

    Answer by 4_28_bbboy at 4:13 PM on Nov. 2, 2010

  • lol cute.
    Shines3

    Answer by Shines3 at 6:03 PM on Nov. 2, 2010

  • HAHA!! That's damn funny.
    _Tam_

    Answer by _Tam_ at 3:23 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

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