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anyone have a funny man quote??

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
-- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)

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1htmma4624

Asked by 1htmma4624 at 5:34 PM on Nov. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • I saw this in recently in Redrum if you ever watched Steve harvey she played levita on the show anyway she goes "My mama always said 1 monkey don't stop no show" then her friend says "Especially no monkey named Otis" lol.
    405mom

    Answer by 405mom at 5:54 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • "A happy life, is a happy wife" So true and my favorite :)
    momofone221

    Answer by momofone221 at 6:00 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • "he's a man. That's the problem. The only time they think straight is when they have an erection, and it's usually pointed right at the trampiest woman." From the movie Monster-In-law




    Justins_mommy05

    Answer by Justins_mommy05 at 6:17 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • how do you keep a man from drowning? you take your foot off his neck. I don't know if that is what you are looking for but I thought it was funny.
    breezy1955

    Answer by breezy1955 at 7:29 PM on Jan. 17, 2011

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