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Man of the house. adult content

A man finished reading a book titled "You can be the man of your house" He stormed into the kitchen and announced in a booming voice to his wife "From now on you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW! you will prepare my meals, serve me dessert and feed it to me then take me upstairs and have sex my way then you will draw me a bath wash my back towel me dry bring me my robe and massage my feet then tommorow guess who gets to serve me breakfast in bed while reading the sports section to me then dress me and do my hair?" The appalled wife lokks at him and says "The fuckin funeral director would be my fuckin guess"

 
405mom

Asked by 405mom at 6:50 PM on Nov. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • You need to stop. I can't take much mor of this!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 7:09 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • ROTFLMFAO!
    DiandraBryant07

    Answer by DiandraBryant07 at 6:53 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    mayg88

    Answer by mayg88 at 6:53 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • lol..good one!!
    mommylisar

    Answer by mommylisar at 6:53 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • LOL
    dmbutler

    Answer by dmbutler at 6:58 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • Haha
    June_Mama09

    Answer by June_Mama09 at 7:04 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • Luv, Luv,Luv...
    cancerfighter

    Answer by cancerfighter at 7:23 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • LMAO!!!!!
    SabrenaLeigh

    Answer by SabrenaLeigh at 7:34 PM on Nov. 3, 2010

  • Ha ha.
    mmmegan38

    Answer by mmmegan38 at 10:39 AM on Nov. 4, 2010

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