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Release your inner smart-ass! adult content

Ok ladies, its time! What is your favorite wise-ass remark?

My personal favorite: "I'm talking about you not to you!"

 
hootie826

Asked by hootie826 at 3:25 PM on Nov. 4, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • TO THE TAILGAITERS....(i saw this as a bumper sticker)

    If youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair :)
    americanadian25

    Answer by americanadian25 at 5:46 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I asked for your opinion"
    jessicarae787

    Answer by jessicarae787 at 3:26 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • "If you don't like it, leave"

    This is said a lot to my friend who often comes to my apartment and complains that it's messy and cluttered. We have 2 kids, 2 y/o and 2 month-old daughters. I breastfeed and actually sit down and play with & teach my daughter. SO SORRY IF I CAN'T KEEP THE APARTMENT SPARKLING. Grrrr...
    Petite.Amante

    Answer by Petite.Amante at 3:28 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • The masses are asses!

    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 3:27 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • 'yup"

    "i bet you did"

    "that's what she said"

    "Sorry for ya."

    I have plenty more but I can't think right now... I'm a big smartass lol
    June_Mama09

    Answer by June_Mama09 at 3:28 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • I work at a fast food place and sometimes customers get cranky about having to wait for the food to be cooked. I tell them"Hey,this is fast food,not instant"!
    dancer

    Answer by dancer at 3:29 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • "No comments from the peanut gallery!"
    thatgirl70

    Answer by thatgirl70 at 3:30 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • "Oh, are you still here?" When you tell someone to F off or anything close to that, lol.

    "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you" or "I'm sorry, I can't hear you"

    I'm a super ass, lol... I can keep them coming all day long!

    And I'm a master at turning almost anything perverted in some way. :)
    Memigen

    Answer by Memigen at 4:00 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • I've always wanted to ask someone who is standing in my way how many times I need to say excuse me before get the fuck out of the way is acceptable.

    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 4:03 PM on Nov. 4, 2010

  • Today is not your day-and tomorrow isn't looking good either.
    SweetLuci

    Answer by SweetLuci at 4:13 PM on Nov. 4, 2010