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Put on your David Letterman caps...

(OK, OK...I'll reword it for everyone who is not on the right page on this)

Let's pretend you are the guy who bought a winning lottery ticket in Metro Detroit. Suppose your wife doesn't know you visited a porn shop to buy your ticket. And suppose that will come as a surprise to her.

Please give a creative, humorous, fictional explanation for "your wife." Think along the lines of David Letterman's top 10 reasons to buy your lottery ticket at a porn shop.

Forget all the soap boxes about how not all wives will have fits. Not going there. Just looking for a few laughs, ladies.

Thanks for participating! Looking forward to some chuckles.


Asked by DivaDynamite at 3:15 PM on Nov. 8, 2010 in Relationships

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Answers (3)
  • I just had a "feeling deep down" that is where I needed to be
    Baby, I thought you said you wanted a rabbit? wanted a real live rabbit.
    I went there to get "lucky", and I did
    I was looking for something to please you.

    Thats all I got so

    Answer by Conley639 at 3:55 PM on Nov. 8, 2010

  • LMAO, I went there to get lucky! Good one.....

    I'm going to have to think about this one and get back to ya!!!

    Answer by kjrn79 at 4:27 PM on Nov. 8, 2010

  • lol

    Answer by Conley639 at 4:39 PM on Nov. 8, 2010