(OK, OK...I'll reword it for everyone who is not on the right page on this)
Let's pretend you are the guy who bought a winning lottery ticket in Metro Detroit. Suppose your wife doesn't know you visited a porn shop to buy your ticket. And suppose that will come as a surprise to her.
Please give a creative, humorous, fictional explanation for "your wife." Think along the lines of David Letterman's top 10 reasons to buy your lottery ticket at a porn shop.
Forget all the soap boxes about how not all wives will have fits. Not going there. Just looking for a few laughs, ladies.
Thanks for participating! Looking forward to some chuckles.
Answer by Conley639 at 3:55 PM on Nov. 8, 2010
Answer by kjrn79 at 4:27 PM on Nov. 8, 2010
Answer by Conley639 at 4:39 PM on Nov. 8, 2010
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