My SIL is one cheap bitch, and she tried on year to stretch one can of pumpkin into 3 pies, because she was to bring the pies and she didn't want to pay for 3 pies. So anyway, she showed up with 3 pumpkin pies with a quarter inch of filling and my aunt laughed at her all day and made fun of her pies and called her a cheapskate. Then my aunt smuggled the pies to her car and froze them and every year for about 10 straight years she brought them pies back out for everyone to remember. Finally, my SIL broke down and cried over it and the pies got thrown away. It was hilarious up until then, now we just talk about the pies.
at 8:42 AM on Nov. 10, 2010