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The Funniest thing I ever heard was_________________

Guy hunting sees a man dragging a deer he shot out of the forest by its tail. The guy said, it would be much easier to drag it out by its head. To which the man replied, "maybe, but I'm not going that way"..... (Plz keep it clean. tk u)

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Prayerpartner

Asked by Prayerpartner at 2:51 AM on Nov. 13, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Little girls starts Kindergarten. A month or so into the years she gets out for fall break. During her fall break shes in the car with her mom when they drive by the school. Little girls has a puzzled look and says, "Look mom I can go back to school now" mom say's "not until Monday its still fall break. Little girl replies, "But mommy the school didn't fall and break". (true story)
    luvmygrlz

    Answer by luvmygrlz at 5:31 AM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos.
    She picks it up and asks the clerk what it is.
    The clerk says, "It's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

    The blonde decides to buy the thermos.
    She brings it to work the next day.
    The blonde's boss (also a blonde) asks what it is.
    "It's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," explains the blonde.
    "So what do you have in it?" asks the boss.
    The blonde answers, "Some hot chocolate and a popcicle."

    LOL :o)
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 4:52 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • Mike and Tom are out in the woods.
    Tom stops to pee and gets bit on his "manhood" by a rattle snake.
    Panic ensues.
    Mike tells him stay calm and he'll run to get help.

    Mike finds a doctor, and says "Help! My friend Tom has just been bitten by a rattle snake what can I do?!"
    The doctor tells him, at the location of the bite you have to suck the venom out, then bring him to the hospital, and he'll be fine.
    With this knowledge Mike races back to his injured friend.

    "What did the doctor tell you?!" Asks Tom.
    Mike says, "He said you are going to die!"

    LOL :o)
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 5:02 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • good one lorikeet!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 4:04 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

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