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You might be a redneck if _____________

What are some of the best "You might be a redneck if..." jokes you've heard or created?

 
Mrs.BAT

Asked by Mrs.BAT at 7:30 PM on Nov. 13, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (16)
  • Your family tree does not branch! LOL Thats Jeff's!
    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 7:35 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • You might be a redneck if the keg is tapped when ur walking down the aisle.
    bellsandheels

    Answer by bellsandheels at 7:32 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • you mow your lawn and find a car
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 7:32 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • your dad and you walk together to school because you're in the same grade
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 7:33 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • You decorate your front yard with a flower bed using old spare tires laying around and weeds are growing out of them
    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 7:34 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • Your home is mobile but your 6 cars are not...............

    JK- no malice intended
    Sisteract

    Answer by Sisteract at 7:44 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • you go to a family reunion to FIND a date
    AshleyBishop06

    Answer by AshleyBishop06 at 8:10 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • If your christmas ornaments are made from shotgun shells...lol
    JJsMoMMy519

    Answer by JJsMoMMy519 at 8:10 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • ...you sit in a recliner in the front yard with your feet in a baby pool drinkin a beer...
    SMALLfry05

    Answer by SMALLfry05 at 8:15 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • ...if your front yard looks like what your living room is supposed to...
    SMALLfry05

    Answer by SMALLfry05 at 8:16 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

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