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What is the funniest thing your Husband or SO said to get you into bed or in the mood? adult content

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Asked by Jenaiko01 at 8:31 PM on Nov. 13, 2010 in Relationships

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  • my soon to be ex hubby never said anything funny to get me in bed,he however thought it was funny to do the dirty deed while i was sleeping!! he never got me in the mood,sometimes i did it just to make him happy,keep him from being stressed...but if i wasnt givin it to him when he wanted it he took it while i was sure some of you are probably thinking how is that possible without you knowing? well believe me it is possible,hes done it alot of times!!! hes a jerk like that....thats how he got me prego with my second baby in 2007...may she rest in piece....
    Haley Nicole was her name....its been 3 years since i lost her....

    Answer by SMALLfry05 at 8:37 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • "I think there's a ghost in your clothes, why don't you get undressed and let me scare him away..."

    I laughed so hard I nearly peed!

    Answer by SabrinaMBowen at 8:51 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • "i'll give ya a dollar..."

    Answer by mamagee1218 at 9:10 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • My exbf tried to get me to have 'angry sex' by promising me a good time then crying off because he wanted to just sleep. It didn't work, it made me grumpy. Looking back now, it's pretty funny!

    Answer by unicornnymph22 at 10:17 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • I was in bed reading and he comes out of shower dancing, now he 6'5' and can't dance I laughed so hard, he was mad he thought it would be sexy was hoping I WOULD DO IT ONE DAY

    Answer by raisingmen at 10:52 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • Stop that grinnin n drop that linen.

    Answer by 405mom at 11:27 PM on Nov. 13, 2010

  • Mine would be in the shower or in the room and would call my name telling me to "come here" and let him show me something.

    Answer by dirtyswifey10 at 1:13 AM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • do you what me to rub your back ! got to love men!

    Answer by Cokegirl09 at 12:38 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

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