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What would happen if I farted to the left instead of the right?

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worriedmommy600

Asked by worriedmommy600 at 4:53 PM on Nov. 15, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • it would probably mean you are pregnant.

    tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 4:58 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • It would depend. Am I standing on your left side or your right?
    hootie826

    Answer by hootie826 at 4:58 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • lmao hootie!! you are standing on my left:)
    worriedmommy600

    Comment by worriedmommy600 (original poster) at 5:00 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • How bad does it smell?
    hootie826

    Answer by hootie826 at 5:03 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • I had beans and broccoli last night so pretty bad.
    worriedmommy600

    Comment by worriedmommy600 (original poster) at 5:04 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • Hmmm, well then I guess I should warn you I had McDonald's for dinner last night and I fart to the right!
    hootie826

    Answer by hootie826 at 5:05 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • *holds shirt over nose, then gags* my fart came up through my shirt...lol.
    worriedmommy600

    Comment by worriedmommy600 (original poster) at 5:07 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • You would shoot right into outer space! DON"T DO IT!!!!
    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 5:19 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • I think it is like when one of your nostrils is clogged.
    mmmegan38

    Answer by mmmegan38 at 5:40 PM on Nov. 15, 2010

  • Lmao too funny!
    mauricellaf

    Answer by mauricellaf at 2:27 AM on Nov. 16, 2010

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