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Let's find some humor in the day.. Can you help me ? Tell me a joke or a funny thing.

My man is bringing me down. Can you help me laugh or have some fun?

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mmmegan38

Asked by mmmegan38 at 6:21 PM on Nov. 16, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • How do you catch a unique rabbit? Easy, unique (you-neak) up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on him.

    It's funnier spoken, really. But it's funny and kid friendly.
    MonicaE521

    Answer by MonicaE521 at 6:23 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

  • What do you get when you play a country album backwards? You get your house back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
    ShouldHaveLeft

    Answer by ShouldHaveLeft at 6:26 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

  • i left my man a few months ago
    i wanted to tell him to go fuck yourself, but i knew he was already doing this in the shower with my vibrator, and has been doing this for 30 plus years-'new info to me' (hence the now ex part)

    what can i say if i can not say Go Fuck Yourself?

    hope you like this kind of humor
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:27 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

  • Fiatpax that just makes me sad. Sorry honey
    mmmegan38

    Comment by mmmegan38 (original poster) at 6:32 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

  • The Chicken and Egg are in bed. The Chicken is kicked back smoking. The Egg rolls over annoyed and says': "I guess we answered that question!"
    chocolatluver

    Answer by chocolatluver at 6:34 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

  • What did the doe say when she stepped out of the woods??...That's the last time I'll do that for five bucks!!!
    JazzyJes

    Answer by JazzyJes at 7:30 PM on Nov. 16, 2010

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