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Cute Jokes for my son

Okay so my son and his friends have been so into jokes lately. But they are running out of jokes they haven't heard already. I was wondering if anyone has any cute jokes I could pass along to my son? here are some examples of the kind he likes.
(please make them appropriate for 14 year olds to share with family)

A duck walks in a bar and asks the bartender:
Duck: Got any grapes?
Bartender: Sorry we don't, we only serve drinks
(duck leaves and comes back the next day)
Duck: Got any grapes
Bartender: I told you before NO!
(this continues several days)
Duck: got any grapes?
Bartender: Listen duck..u ask me 1 more time and I'll hammer your beak to the wall!
(next day)
Duck: got a hammer?
Bartender: (sighs) No I dont have a hammer
Duck: Got any grapes?

OR

How do u catch a polar bear?
Cut a big hole in the ice spread peas around the circle and when the bear goes 2 eat the peas, kick him in the ice hole :)

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Tzutchka

Asked by Tzutchka at 9:36 AM on Nov. 18, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (5)
  • Why didn't the seagull want to cross the bay? He didn't want to be a Bay Gull (bagel)
    ohwrite

    Answer by ohwrite at 9:40 AM on Nov. 18, 2010

  • Wow.. I dont have one that witty... How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little buggy in it. I think It may be young for your sone though.
    Jenaiko01

    Answer by Jenaiko01 at 9:41 AM on Nov. 18, 2010

  • Why did the Turkey cross the road? It was the Chickens day off. (my SD told me that yesterday)
    not-the-momma

    Answer by not-the-momma at 9:54 AM on Nov. 18, 2010

  • LOL.. good jokes! I'm afraid I don't have any, but BUMP!
    newmom28

    Answer by newmom28 at 9:56 AM on Nov. 18, 2010

  • Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? for eating the W's
    alotleft2do

    Answer by alotleft2do at 10:18 AM on Nov. 18, 2010

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