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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth

was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to

"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.. The parrot yelled

back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the

freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then

suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.



Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and

actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and

I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?



 
mekarevell

Asked by mekarevell at 12:53 AM on Nov. 20, 2010 in Holidays

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Answers (4)
  • lol thats great!
    Shelii

    Answer by Shelii at 12:59 AM on Nov. 20, 2010

  • LOL, That's cute! Happy Thanksgiving to you too!!
    Kathy675

    Answer by Kathy675 at 1:01 AM on Nov. 20, 2010

  • That was really cute, usually long jokes get me very bored listening to them, but this is a good one, and if ever I could remember a joke, this would be one to tell. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone :)
    queendoreen48

    Answer by queendoreen48 at 9:40 AM on Nov. 20, 2010

  • This is great!!!
    mslksdh

    Answer by mslksdh at 1:20 PM on Nov. 20, 2010

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