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Can you tell me a GoOd fUnNy JoKe?

 
ILOVEMYBOYS704

Asked by ILOVEMYBOYS704 at 1:47 AM on Nov. 23, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • This ones off the geico commercial... sorry I laugh pretty much each time.

    Would a former drill sargeant make a terrible psychiatrist?
    When the man getting therapy is venting,
    the drill sgt. ---therapist says--

    Why don't we chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can get you some self confidence....you jackwagon.!
    .....tissue? cry-baby

    coffeeyum

    Answer by coffeeyum at 1:53 AM on Nov. 23, 2010

  • That is SO my hubs favorite commercial!

    So my hubs got this Adults Only jokebook at the DI and theres a few I thought was fairly funny.

    "I used to feel like a man trapped in a womans body... but then I was born.
    Support bacteria- they're all the culture some people have.
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    If at first you don't succeed. Get new batteries.
    JadeRDragosani

    Answer by JadeRDragosani at 2:34 AM on Nov. 23, 2010

  • And that's why the color yellow makes me sad!

    The Drill Sargent says then, " Know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!!! ........etc...what coffeeyum says!

    LOVE that commercial too and I laugh.every.single.time!
    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 1:56 AM on Nov. 23, 2010

  • Q: How do you wake Lady Ga-Ga up in the morning


    A: P-p-p Poke HER Face


    rolling on floor

    smiles551

    Answer by smiles551 at 9:23 AM on Nov. 23, 2010

  • sidesplittinglaughterlmbo

    ILOVEMYBOYS704

    Comment by ILOVEMYBOYS704 (original poster) at 1:58 AM on Nov. 23, 2010