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room service

A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee,watery orange juice and cold, hard, unbuttered toast", asks the man.

"Why the hell would you want a terrible breakfast like that?", asks the room service guy.

"I'm homesick", replies the man.

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 4:59 PM on Nov. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (5)
  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! BUMP!
    Truelove77

    Answer by Truelove77 at 7:08 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • That's funny and a lil cute at the same time
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 5:02 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • Same start, different punchline:

    'That's not on our menu!'

    'I know, but it's what I got yesterday.'
    LindaClement

    Answer by LindaClement at 5:02 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • Oh wow
    kim0167

    Answer by kim0167 at 5:16 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • aw lol! How funny!
    TsMommy428

    Answer by TsMommy428 at 7:10 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

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