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here was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset.
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 5:15 PM on Nov. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • sidesplittinglaughter Thank you for the Joke awesome!

    Truelove77

    Answer by Truelove77 at 7:07 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • That's hilarious
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 5:17 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • Hahahaaaha!
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 5:39 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • laughingthat was deep , that was deep !!

    maya123

    Answer by maya123 at 7:43 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • :-O Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!! XD
    PaganMommy04

    Answer by PaganMommy04 at 5:22 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WOW!
    OBImomma

    Answer by OBImomma at 5:26 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • perfect!
    mrsljamieson

    Answer by mrsljamieson at 8:35 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • Lol
    Mamitaocupada

    Answer by Mamitaocupada at 12:47 AM on Nov. 28, 2010

  • hahahaha!!!! tooo funny !
    FXmomTo3

    Answer by FXmomTo3 at 6:50 AM on Nov. 28, 2010