here was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset.
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
Thank you for the Joke awesome!
Answer by Truelove77 at 7:07 PM on Nov. 27, 2010
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Answer by charlotsomtimes at 5:39 PM on Nov. 27, 2010
that was deep , that was deep !!
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Answer by FXmomTo3 at 6:50 AM on Nov. 28, 2010
Next question overall
who hear has ever gotten pregnant from just "pre-cum"?