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Ultra-Condensed versions of famous works done by amazing writers part 1

I came across this site that made me chuckle due to the condensed versions of famous works done by amazing writers. I have to admit i liked them so much I thought i would share them,

(source: Book A Minute Classic website: http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml)

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The Portrait of a Lady

By Henry James
Ultra-Condensed by Dana


Caspar Goodwood

I'm a nice guy who loves you, and I have a lot of money. Marry me.

Isabel Archer

Nah.

Lord Warburton

I'm a nice guy who loves you, and I have a lot of money. Marry me.

Isabel Archer

Nah.

Gilbert Osmond

I'm a manipulative jerk gold digger, and I'll ruin your life. Marry me.

Isabel Archer

Ok.

THE END

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Pride and Prejudice

By Jane Austen
Ultra-Condensed by Anu Lahtinen


Mr. Darcy

Nothing is good enough for me.

Ms. Elizabeth Bennet

I could never marry that proud man.

(They change their minds.)
THE END
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The Confessions of St. Augustine

By St. Augustine
Ultra-Condensed by Annie Berke


St. Augustine

I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.
THE END
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VGonzalez73

Asked by VGonzalez73 at 8:09 PM on Nov. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • So funny!!!
    tootoobusy

    Answer by tootoobusy at 6:10 PM on Nov. 28, 2010

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