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Ultra-Condensed versions of famous works done by amazing writers part 2

The Collected Work of Jane Austen

By Jane Austen
Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson and Peter da Silva


Female Lead

I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.

Male Lead

I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.

(They find out.)
THE END

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Jane Eyre

By Charlotte Bronte
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)

Edward Rochester

I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?

Jane Eyre

Yes.

Edward Rochester

My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.

Jane Eyre

Bye.

(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)
THE END

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Wuthering Heights

By Emily Bronte
Ultra-Condensed by Katherine Walters


Lockwood

I think I'll stay here. Tell me a story, woman.

Nelly Dean

I'm no gossip, mind you, but this guy Heathcliff got adopted, everyone hated him, and his love Catherine died.

Heathcliff

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (dies)

Lockwood

I'll be on my way.
THE END

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Great Expectations

By Charles Dickens
Ultra-Condensed by Conrad Jacoby


Pip

I'm Pip. I'm poor.

(Lots of THINGS happen.)

Pip

My life didn't matter, because I'm still poor and alone.
THE END

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A Tale of Two Cities

By Charles Dickens
Ultra-Condensed by Liz Coppla


Doctor released,
Marquis deceased,
Darnay acquitted,
Monarchy submitted,
Marriage announced,
Darnay denounced,
Places are switched,
Blades are twitched,
Seamstress cries,
Carton dies.
THE END
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Lord of the Flies

By William Golding
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


(Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

Jack

Forget the fire. Let's kill each other.

Other Boys

Yeah!

(They do.)
THE END
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Return of the Native

By Thomas Hardy
Ultra-Condensed by Paul S. Agutter


Rugged land;
Rustic folks.
Prodigal returns.
Everyone croaks.
THE END

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Romeo and Juliet

By William Shakespeare
Ultra-Condensed by Taran Horter


Romeo

Oh, Juliet!

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!

Romeo

Oh, Juliet!

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!

Romeo

Oh, Juliet! (dies)

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!......Romeo?......Dammit.
THE END



Of Mice and Men

By John Steinbeck
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker


George

Lennie, this is our big chance. Don't be stupid.

Lennie

I love petting purdy things.

(Lennie kills stuff by accident. George shoots his dog.)
THE END

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VGonzalez73

Asked by VGonzalez73 at 8:12 PM on Nov. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Holy huge post!!!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 8:21 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • LOL! Thank you!
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 8:22 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • LOL, sorry its so long. I copied and pasted from my fb. Hope you ladies are having a great evening. I was hoping to share a laugh or two.
    VGonzalez73

    Comment by VGonzalez73 (original poster) at 8:28 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

  • I love it. I see it is part 2? I must have missed part 1?
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 10:07 PM on Nov. 27, 2010

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