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actual chat up lines lol

may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!


Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!


I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?


Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?


Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?


I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.


I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?


You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.


You know what would look great on you? Me.


Can I read your T shirt in brail?


Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.


I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.


Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!


Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.


Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.


The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.


Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!


Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 1:53 PM on Nov. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • iv never heard of half of these lol
    ashleywilkerson

    Answer by ashleywilkerson at 11:54 PM on Nov. 28, 2010

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