IMO this story is too damn funny! However, the man being thrown in jail is ridiculous..sounds to me like he can not be held at fault here.More TSA agents at airport gone mad..
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
From the "About" section of their website: "Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional."
In other words, this story is not true.
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Answer by vicesix at 8:32 AM on Dec. 1, 2010
It's sad that something like this is completely believable. If you think there aren't some freaky freaks out there that get off on this stuff, you would be wrong. Agents and travelers alike.
Answer by QuinnMae at 9:41 AM on Dec. 1, 2010
LOL, kerp. I guess you haven't noticed that it's getting more difficult to tell the difference between the real stories and the made up ones. I think you have chilled a little too much. I have young kids and even I know that there are loads of pervs out there. I would hate for my naivety to become negligence.
Answer by QuinnMae at 10:15 AM on Dec. 1, 2010