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Share a status update that you will never post on FB.... adult content

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I just hate it when I sneeze and I pee a little in my pants.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:57 PM on Dec. 1, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (28)
  • How about coughing and farting at the same time?!LOL!
    AdrianaS

    Answer by AdrianaS at 4:58 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • God...I am so freakin lonely. When am I going to find that special someone?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:59 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • I Am So Happy even though its hurt realy bad ,to now after 15 years Be By Myself!!!!
    SparklingMom78

    Answer by SparklingMom78 at 4:59 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • " This [is] the day [which] the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. "


    LOL.
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 4:59 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • I had AWESOME sex last night with my hubby!!
    worriedmommy600

    Answer by worriedmommy600 at 4:59 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • God Adriana Im peeing my pants over here! LMAO I would have to say..."My dh can be a real dick and wish sometimes hed stay at a friends for the night" lol cant say that since im friends with his fam
    Steph319

    Answer by Steph319 at 5:00 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:01 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:03 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • I just pleasured myself. I was bowing downawesome!!!!

    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 5:04 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

  • That I am pregnant lol. I told family and friends already cause I couldn't wait I am only 4 weeks pregnant, but I am forcing myself to wait if not til after the first trimester then the first doctors appointment and aultrasound on the 16th
    mommy5409

    Answer by mommy5409 at 5:05 PM on Dec. 1, 2010

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