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Oklahoma women Ailene Brown, Shmeco Thomas accused of smuggling stolen goods in body fat: cops

By Sean Alfano
Daily News Staff Writer

Wednesday, December 1st 2010, 9:18 AM
Ailene Brown (left) and Shmeco Thomas are accused of shoplifting in Oklahoma.
KFOR-TV
Ailene Brown (left) and Shmeco Thomas are accused of shoplifting in Oklahoma.

A pair of would-be shoplifters gave themselves a fat chance for a clean getaway.

Using their body fat to hide the stolen goods, two women allegedly swiped $2,600 of merchandise at an Oklahoma TJ Maxx before being caught in the act, police said.

Referring to suspects Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, Edmond, Okla. Officer James Hamm said the two put items in "areas of their body where excess skin was" including "under their chest and armpits."

One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.

In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said.

The cops said Brown used a knife to slice off security tags during their attempted heist.

Both women were arrested for shoplifting and face felony charges, KFOR-TV reported.

salfano@nydailynews.com


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/12/01/2010-12-01_oklahoma_women_ailene_brown_shmeco_thomas_accused_of_smuggling_stolen_goods_in_b.html#ixzz174aNcpQb

 
Aasiyah

Asked by Aasiyah at 1:33 PM on Dec. 3, 2010 in Politics & Current Events

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  • Well, I guess they embraced their morbidity and put it to use..............I don't know. I'm reaching here!

    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 7:06 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • (1) I don't have enough body fat for this to be an option. (2) I don't believe in stealing

    So, unequivocally NO....
    grlygrlz2

    Answer by grlygrlz2 at 1:38 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • hahahahahaha Omg WOW!
    doms_mommy

    Answer by doms_mommy at 1:55 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • there is a picture and a video to go along with the story.
    Aasiyah

    Comment by Aasiyah (original poster) at 1:34 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • oh hell no. Some people are so lucky they are fat. Just kidding. Oy stupid is as stupid does.
    mmmegan38

    Answer by mmmegan38 at 1:38 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • hahaha.. i thought how ridiculous is this. i wanted to see how big they were LOLOLOL.. i can't even believe this is true.. 3 pair of boots under the breasties... come on.. NO way jose.. no mi pana no puede ser. LOL.. (no my man, that cannot be) LOL
    Aasiyah

    Comment by Aasiyah (original poster) at 1:41 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • WHO HAS BOOBS THAT BIG?!!! I might be able to smuggle a friggin toothpick!
    raynestar

    Answer by raynestar at 2:06 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • Does anyone else find it humourous that the Officer's name is Hamm?? lol
    annabsmommy

    Answer by annabsmommy at 2:09 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • P.S. I hope they discarded this merchandise......eww....
    annabsmommy

    Answer by annabsmommy at 2:12 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

  • Ha! rayne I am also in the itty bitty titty committee.Noway in hell..I do not have that fat lol.I read the comments under the vid earlier one lady said she knew of a woman who tried to escape a store with a mid size TV between her legs! (wearing long skirt) people are CRAZY!
    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 2:12 PM on Dec. 3, 2010

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