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I am going to try to be a troll.. Help would ya?

I am preggo with my third kid that is by a married dude. The other two baby daddies are other guys one is my cousin.
So I have a rash in my vajaja and it is really annoying, and I am on my period. Am I still preggo? My baby daddy wants to have sex but I think that is gross while I am preggo with the vajaja itching..
Do you think it is okay to have anal sex?

How did I do or can you make it better?

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mmmegan38

Asked by mmmegan38 at 4:10 PM on Dec. 4, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (19)
  • Pretty good, although you really should mention that you plan to mutilate your child by piercing its ears if it's a girl, or by circumcising (or not) if it's a boy. Oh, and talk about how excited you are that your welfare benefits will go up with your next child.
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 4:13 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • You forgot about baby daddy being on parole or a stow away or a fugitive from justice.

    kjrn79

    Answer by kjrn79 at 4:13 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • oh, and what drugs have you tried? and how did that make you feel?
    kjrn79

    Answer by kjrn79 at 4:14 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • LOL. That was good. You forgot to say he beats you though.
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 4:14 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Oh, and do you plan to breastfeed? What about getting an epidural?
    JulieJacobKyle

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 4:14 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • and you forgot to mention and list ANY signs that you could include or suggest might be pregnant.
    sandraberke

    Answer by sandraberke at 4:14 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Could the rash be from us using Crisco as a lube? it was pretty fresh,I had just cooked my fried chicken in it a few hours ago.
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 4:16 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • You forgot the part about you being on crack, and you're mad that your benefits don't cover your fix because you beat your kids when you can't get high. Oh, and baby daddy is in prison. :) You had a really good start !!
    Scuba

    Answer by Scuba at 4:16 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • your man could want you to strap a 14 inch penis on and do him in his ass

    ...oh wait, that happened to me and it was real life, so that is not a troll question
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 4:16 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • You could also say you don't believe in carseats. Saw that one when I first joined CM, that dumbass got some serious hate.
    rhianna1708

    Answer by rhianna1708 at 4:20 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

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