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OK, OK! I succumb to the peer pressure and I'm jumping off the troll bridge! (Somebody catch me? Pleeeeease? lol)

Why doesn't my man like it when I give him a blow job? I mean I get really close to him and blow until my face turns blue and I run out of air to blow on him, but he keeps saying that I'm not doing it right? I was like, hello! It's called a BLOW job for a reason you dumb butt, and your just weird cuz you don't like it. And now he wants to leave me. What did I do wrong? Do you think its because my boobs are too big or because I'm too blond?

Ok, so obviously I've seen Legally Blond too many times lol, and I'm not so great at being a troll. Oh well, I guess I WILL be a zombie stripper after all hehe.

going crazy

 
Mrs.BAT

Asked by Mrs.BAT at 5:32 PM on Dec. 4, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (13)
  • You must be blowing too hard. That's a sensitive part of his body! It probably really hurts him. You need to blow from at least 5 feet away.

    maxswolfsuit

    Answer by maxswolfsuit at 5:35 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • That was an excellent try!! It totally made me smile!!
    But_Mommie

    Answer by But_Mommie at 5:33 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • sidesplittinglaughter


     

    layh41407

    Answer by layh41407 at 5:33 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • That reminds me, Zombie Stripper is in my Netflix instant queue...
    rhianna1708

    Answer by rhianna1708 at 5:34 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • You're suppose to SLAP it before you blow on it.
    Its definitely because your boobs are too big. Men hate big boobs!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 5:35 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • he does not like your blow jobs because he wants you to strap on a 14 inch penis and fuck him in his asshole until it bleeds and then yells for more

    ...no wait, that was my ex

    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:17 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • But_Mommie

    Answer by But_Mommie at 5:35 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Zombie Strippers Pictures, Images and Photos


    Sorry girl, but you were too clear speaking to be a troll. I think zombie stripper is much cooler anyway!
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 5:35 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • LOL Maybe you should try to blow only through your mouth by plgging nose!!!
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 5:37 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Damn! I forgot all about the slapping of it!

    My last boyfriend wanted me to hum while I gave HIM a blow job and said it would feel good. He said I could be a HUM DINGER!

    Well I hummmed and hummed while I was trying to blow and it did not feel good to me. AT. ALL. So while he was sleeping I tied it up and held it hostage. WHY? Why do you ask that I did that?

    I tried to blow on it after giving it a good shaking and it spit in my eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 5:58 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

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