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I "fell" on my tv remote,and nows its stuck up my ass. Can you think of a way to get it out without my having to go to the ER? Everytime I sit down or stand up,the channel changes and my husband is getting annoyed because he's trying to watch the game.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:46 PM on Dec. 4, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (19)
  • LOL Man I can tell how much your husband pays attention to you...NONE...you were even naked and hes still made about the dang remote.
    Misteh

    Answer by Misteh at 5:49 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Use your vacuum cleaner!

    older

    Answer by older at 5:47 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • LMAO!! Have you tried having DH hold you nose and blow in your mouth??
    But_Mommie

    Answer by But_Mommie at 5:47 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • talk to my ex, he knows alot about things crammed up the asshole
    you could say he was a total asshole expert
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:12 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • LMAO! Sorry honey; you'll just have to wait and let nature take its course. Of course the remote is all yours from here on out! LOL
    MamaAlice54

    Answer by MamaAlice54 at 5:48 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Lol!
    AbsoluteSelf

    Answer by AbsoluteSelf at 5:49 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Thats what they makes crisco for!!!!
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 5:50 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Strong laxative!!! are you sure you didn't do this on purpose just to keep the remote from your hubby, lol
    tracylyn245

    Answer by tracylyn245 at 6:21 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • Just admit it, you were bored, right?
    Fistandantalus

    Answer by Fistandantalus at 6:25 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

  • I like the vacuum idea!!
    elizabr

    Answer by elizabr at 6:10 PM on Dec. 4, 2010

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