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Whats your favorite "smart ass remark"? (just for fun)

Ready, Set, Go....show me some sassiness if you dare! LOL...

*please do not attack other mothers here...this is for fun...and nothing should be taken seriously.

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VGonzalez73

Asked by VGonzalez73 at 12:37 PM on Dec. 5, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • "At least I'm normal" or "I'm the only normal person I know".
    bseastrand

    Answer by bseastrand at 12:39 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Oh god. Let me pull out my encyclopedia of smart ass remarks...

    My favorites are:

    "Thanks but noboy cares"
    "It doesn't matter what you want, becausethis is what I want"
    "Because that's the way it is - get over it"

    Yes I actually say these (and more) but only to people I know who know me and know that I'm (usually) joking!
    jessicarae787

    Answer by jessicarae787 at 12:45 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • "I know you are but what am I?"
    Fistandantalus

    Answer by Fistandantalus at 12:45 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Ooh 5BabyBees reminded me me of "No Sh*t Shelock!" I love that one too lol.
    jessicarae787

    Answer by jessicarae787 at 12:46 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Among my top 5:

    "I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet"
    " Is that your face or did your neck throw up"
    "...and I should care...WHY?"
    " I heard you..I'm simply refusing to acknowledge your ignorance"
    GrnEyedGrandma

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 12:50 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Or "Captain Obvious"
    keisha613

    Answer by keisha613 at 12:51 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Idk...probably...

    Riiiiiiggghhhtttt...
    AbsoluteSelf

    Answer by AbsoluteSelf at 1:00 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • I'll say, "congratulations", in a very sarcastic tone. Even if it doesn't obviously apply to the situation, it makes people wonder what I'm sarcastically congratulating them about, lol!
    LovingSAHMommy

    Answer by LovingSAHMommy at 1:01 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass...
    TrickerPlus2

    Answer by TrickerPlus2 at 1:05 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • "Give me a break" or .....OMG.

    That's it,though.Can't think of any others that I say.
    kerp1960

    Answer by kerp1960 at 1:07 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

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