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I feel like crap. My head hurts...

Tell me some funny stuff, I need to relax. Can you help me?

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mmmegan38

Asked by mmmegan38 at 5:33 PM on Dec. 5, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • My husband says that sex cures everything! HA!
    ditchen4

    Answer by ditchen4 at 5:34 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • I just farted!!!!!!!!!!!!
    leksismommy

    Answer by leksismommy at 5:34 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • a blind man walked into a bar........
    ElsaSalsaaa

    Answer by ElsaSalsaaa at 5:36 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Sex will make the headache worse. What did you do? Find OM!!!
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 5:37 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • I'm sorry you feel awful, but here is a joke my sister and her husband told me on Thanksgiving. Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
    ambr2006

    Answer by ambr2006 at 5:40 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
    ambr2006

    Answer by ambr2006 at 5:41 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • im sorry about the earlier answer, thats the first thing that i thought of but heres a joke for you
    What do men and parking spots have in common?
    - All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped! LOL
    leksismommy

    Answer by leksismommy at 5:42 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Rock on!
    older

    Answer by older at 5:42 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."s,

    Sorry guys but i wanted to get all of my sisters jokes in here, hope you feel better.
    ambr2006

    Answer by ambr2006 at 5:44 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

  • Thx U Note
    older

    Answer by older at 5:44 PM on Dec. 5, 2010

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