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My dear Sister sent me this. She knows what a bad baker I am! I think this I can do.

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the
tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality..

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

M ix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
with
a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Merry Christmas

Answer Question
 
Iluvzoos

Asked by Iluvzoos at 12:34 PM on Dec. 8, 2010 in Food & Drink

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Answers (7)
  • LOL, I love this!
    cornflakegirl3

    Answer by cornflakegirl3 at 12:38 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • Thank you! I needed this laugh today!
    hootie826

    Answer by hootie826 at 12:42 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • ROFLMAO I have seen this so many times and it never gets old! I do and can bake and I love this! I actually got a REAL recipe similar to this, some sort of cake using alcohol, has directions like this but if you read it well enough and don't sample the booze it comes out pretty good!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:02 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • I know It is silly but it makes me laugh each time I read it too.
    Iluvzoos

    Comment by Iluvzoos (original poster) at 1:10 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • This is hillarious!!!! I work in a bar and am definitely printing this off and taking it to work next week!!!
    MommysAngels810

    Answer by MommysAngels810 at 4:02 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • haha oh my goodness, i started reading this and was like "wait, what is this a recipe for?" so i quickly scrolled to the last line, and was even more confused- then read it from the beginning and laughed haha, good one!
    lexi8622

    Answer by lexi8622 at 4:06 PM on Dec. 8, 2010

  • Thanks MommyAngles810! Sorry Lexi, I should have put in in humor but thought it funnier here. Shoot we can all use a good laugh about now!
    Iluvzoos

    Comment by Iluvzoos (original poster) at 10:10 AM on Dec. 15, 2010

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