My dear Sister sent me this. She knows what a bad baker I am! I think this I can do.
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the
again to be sure it is of the highest quality..
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
M ix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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