THE DIFFERENCE: Conservative vs Lib?
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
Asked by Anonymous at 9:50 PM on Dec. 10, 2010 in Politics & Current Events
Answer by Carpy at 9:53 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Of everything I've seen on here lately, that is the truest thing I've seen in ages! That is awesome,and 100% TRUE!!!!! Printing that one out. Thanks for sharing!
Answer by cbk_mom3 at 9:54 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
I think i read that 10 years ago. Is this all you could find? Try a different search engine or website.There are much better jokes about liberals than this cheap, recycled, sarcasm.
Answer by UpSheRises at 9:55 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by kerp1960 a minute ago
Yeah, and you'd better listen to her, or she's gonna do this:
Answer by Anonymous at 9:58 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
There is no difference between the two major parties, anyone who thinks otherwise is getting paid or a fool. This is just more Liberal bashing disguised as humor, woohoo, and none apply to the Liberals I know.
Answer by Friday at 10:00 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by Anonymous at 10:05 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by LovingSAHMommy at 10:06 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by itsmesteph11 at 10:07 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by UpSheRises at 10:07 PM on Dec. 10, 2010
Answer by jesse123456 at 10:09 PM on Dec. 10, 2010