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Differences in the parties....HAHAHA

THE DIFFERENCE: Conservative vs Lib?
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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Asked by Anonymous at 9:50 PM on Dec. 10, 2010 in Politics & Current Events

Answers (66)
  • LOL, but some of the think skinned liberals won't find any humor in it, trust me

    Answer by Carpy at 9:53 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • you rockclappingbowing down Of everything I've seen on here lately, that is the truest thing I've seen in ages! That is awesome,and 100% TRUE!!!!! Printing that one out. Thanks for sharing!


    Answer by cbk_mom3 at 9:54 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • I think i read that 10 years ago. Is this all you could find? Try a different search engine or website.There are much better jokes about liberals than this cheap, recycled, sarcasm.


    Answer by UpSheRises at 9:55 PM on Dec. 10, 2010


    well, it is NOT true. They all fit my daughters' in-laws who are livng off of the Government and they are all Conservative Republicans. So there. How about that?


    Answer by kerp1960 a minute ago

    Yeah, and you'd better listen to her, or she's gonna do this:toddler tantrum


    Answer by Anonymous at 9:58 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • There is no difference between the two major parties, anyone who thinks otherwise is getting paid or a fool. This is just more Liberal bashing disguised as humor, woohoo, and none apply to the Liberals I know.


    Answer by Friday at 10:00 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • , and none apply to the Liberals I know

    Then your'e not paying attention. I can't think of one single liberal it doesn't apply to.

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:05 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • I'm not gonna lie, I chuckled. :)

    Answer by LovingSAHMommy at 10:06 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • Fuuny...... and TRUE

    Answer by itsmesteph11 at 10:07 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • Grow some balls Anon. I'd rather be called a liberal than a coward.

    Answer by UpSheRises at 10:07 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

  • I think it characterizes it quite well. Kerp, the only thing you left out was sticking your tongue out. You say you know conservatives that live off the gov't. Well, if we got all the conservatives together that live off the gov't, and then I get to go to my school and get all the liberals who live off the gov't, I would win 10 - 1 without breaking a sweat.

    Answer by jesse123456 at 10:09 PM on Dec. 10, 2010

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