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What do you do when you can;t sleep?

A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of his shio attached to his crotch. The bar tender says: "Dude, you have a steering wheel comeing out of your pants!"And the pirate replies: "Arrrr yes. And it's driving me nuts." hahahaha
That's what you get from watching "my name is Earl" in the middle of the night. LOL I need sleeeeeeep!


Asked by BeachMom81 at 8:31 PM on Dec. 15, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • I drink a glass of milk and surf CM or watch something on Netflix until I can pass out. :)

    Answer by bandgeek521 at 10:23 PM on Dec. 15, 2010

  • oh, i got another one.

    Two muffins on a baking tay in the oven. One says:"Man, it's HOT in here!" And the other one goes: "Holy cr*ap, a talking muffin!!!!"


    Comment by BeachMom81 (original poster) at 8:34 PM on Dec. 15, 2010

  • um ok

    Answer by ShhhItsASecret at 8:46 PM on Dec. 15, 2010

  • What do I do when I can't sleep.....Hmmm....Usually I get on the puter and play with my dead people. (genealogy stuff).

    so ok....what's red; black; blue and sometimes found lying in a ditch? (Answer: a brunette who told too many blonde jokes)

    Answer by meriana at 9:09 PM on Dec. 15, 2010

  • why cafemom of course.

    Answer by mrsljamieson at 9:18 PM on Dec. 15, 2010

  • Get up and read, watch tv, or get on my laptop to see what all you ladies are!

    Answer by Queenofscrap at 10:34 PM on Dec. 15, 2010