Lets make a list of men jokes. Feel free to add your own.
Why Yelling At a Man Doesn't Work
What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears: Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR Blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES!
Q. Why was marriage invented? A. Because men could only suck in their gut for so long.
A woman will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beer belly sticking out and still think they're handsom
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies or being so rude for taring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, hat you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition. Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. The woman conisidered his proposition for a moment then from her purse slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's and. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,............ 'Clean my house.'
Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
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