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8 things that let you know Santa thinks your child was really bad this year.

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Santa isn't visiting your town this year!"

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with Reindeer poop in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO KNOW YOUR CHILD WAS VERY BAD......












1. Kids christmas stocking has a cd marked "Play me" but the only song on it is "You're gettin nothin for christmas! Mommy and Daddy are mad! You're gettin nothin for christmas! Cause you've been nothin but bad!"

 
405mom

Asked by 405mom at 5:01 PM on Dec. 18, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • OMG LMFAO!!!! My little girl was an angel this year, but this might apply to me! Merry Christmas everybody!

    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 5:18 PM on Dec. 18, 2010

  • rolling on floor@ #6!

    Vix920

    Answer by Vix920 at 5:13 PM on Dec. 18, 2010

  • LOL Cute
    Missikat75

    Answer by Missikat75 at 5:22 PM on Dec. 18, 2010

  • laughingNeeded a laugh today thanks lol

    angelmine2011

    Answer by angelmine2011 at 5:33 PM on Dec. 18, 2010

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