8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Santa isn't visiting your town this year!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with Reindeer poop in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO KNOW YOUR CHILD WAS VERY BAD......
1. Kids christmas stocking has a cd marked "Play me" but the only song on it is "You're gettin nothin for christmas! Mommy and Daddy are mad! You're gettin nothin for christmas! Cause you've been nothin but bad!"
OMG LMFAO!!!! My little girl was an angel this year, but this might apply to me! Merry Christmas everybody!
Answer by KA91 at 5:18 PM on Dec. 18, 2010
Answer by Vix920 at 5:13 PM on Dec. 18, 2010
Answer by Missikat75 at 5:22 PM on Dec. 18, 2010
Needed a laugh today thanks lol
Answer by angelmine2011 at 5:33 PM on Dec. 18, 2010