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I found an article called CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM RUDOLPH and would like to share it with you.....

Although it's really not a question, feel free to make a comment if you like.

Dear Friends,

As if been stuck with this bulbous red nose and  being the constant butt of jokes isn't punishment enough, I drew the short straw and got stuck writing the Christmas letter on behalf of the reindeer this year.

Actually it's been a pretty eventful year up here at the North Pole.

Vixen did a lot of reading and hitched herself to the global-warming bandwagon. She was so sure that the North Pole was going to become a tropical vacation destination that she ordered a swimsuit. It was the first one ever delivered to the North Pole. (Vixen says to tell you it was a snazzy two-piece Hawaiian print with a tummy control panel.)

There was an unfamiliar slush on the streets about a month ago. Even the deniers thought it was global warming, but it turned out prankster elves had dumped a truckload of Ice Melt. Of course, Vixen didn't know that. She got all excited, put on that fussy little swimsuit, slathered Scandinavian Sunblock SPF 60 all over her thick hairy hide, threw herself in one of those webbed lawn chairs - and developed some wicked pneumonia.

If deliveries seemed slow last year, it was due to extra weight at the back of the line. Donner had bariatric surgery this spring with great results. He's down to 360 pounds and doing Pilates three times a week.

In May, Dancer flew south to audition for "Dancing With The Stars." She was crushed when they told her they didn't take hoofers. We all thought she was shoe-in with that tango routine and the poinsettia clenched between her teeth.

Cupid is still a serial dater. Social networking has opened up a plethora of opportunities. He He virtually lives on Snowbook, posting inane things like, "Cupid feels alone in the crowd," and Looking for love."

He recently met a nice Caribou from Alaska - sturdy legs, blonde with a brown tail, working on a grad degree in reindeer studies. Looks like a keeper to us, but the real question is whether Cupid is ready to settle down.

 Dasher and Prancer celebrated their silver anniversary this year with a luxury ice cruise through the Nordic countries, featuring Wayne Newton at the piano bar. A few month later, Prancer delivered two more calves! That brings them to a total of 52. 

They never let anyone forget that their herd has produced 39 Scholars, franchised 27 Deery-Queens and wrote and produced the hit musical Ice Caps. (As a personal aside, their herd may look good on paper, butbut not one of them can fly and chew gum at the same time.)

Comet's dreams of being the first reindeer to live on the space station dashed when NASA announced plans to shut down the space shuttle program.  He now writes an astrology column for the Polar Express.

Blitzen suffered severe hearing loss last year after pocketing iPoids from the toy production line, downloading tunes and cranking the volume. He has terrible ringing in his ears - a case of tinselitis - and can't hear when the boss man yells names to prepare for takeoff. Always a pace or two behind the rest, he throws our entire flight pattern out of formation.

As for me, I am weary of all this night work. When I consulted Mr. C about switching to days, he threw his head back and said, "Ho,ho,ho."

We'll see whose laughing at this time next year, little big man. Once the 401k bounces back, I'm looking at early retirement, getting an RV, loading up the missus and exploring national parks in the lower 48.

In the meantime, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Yours, Rudolph


(I found this in our local newspaper and thought if was funny.)

It was written by Lori Borgman a columnist, author and speaker. It's not by me.


Asked by amessageofhope at 12:14 AM on Dec. 19, 2010 in Holidays

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Answers (9)
  • i told my mom about this and she just laughed and said it was adorable

    Answer by SMALLfry05 at 11:52 AM on Dec. 20, 2010

  • rolling on floorthanks for sharing this,,,it really was funny!


    Answer by beyondhopes at 12:26 AM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • That's great, lol Thanks for sharing!

    Answer by Kathy675 at 12:27 AM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • Cute!

    Answer by blessedwithree at 12:35 AM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • LOL cute!

    Answer by shanapiv at 12:44 AM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • That's amusing. Thank you for sharing.

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 1:09 AM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • thank youfor sharing. I liked it


    Answer by HomeAlone45 at 1:34 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • too cute....

    Answer by SMALLfry05 at 1:42 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • So cute

    Answer by LiLJeni at 7:57 PM on Dec. 19, 2010