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11 Bumps

You know your a mom when




1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on.
2. You have signed a check with a crayon.
3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car.
4. You wipe other kids' noses.
5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin.
6. You have caught spit-up in your hand.
7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse.
8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons.
9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store.
10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart.
11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over.
12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
13. You filled up your child's baby book before her first tooth appeared.
14. You silently curse people if they call during naptime.
15. You forgot your mother-in-law's first name because you now only refer to her as "Grandma."
16. You arrange your travel itinerary based on McDonald's Playland locations.
17. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
18. You consider the person who invented the Sippy Cup a genius.
19. You see a mom from your child's playgroup at the mall and know her son's name but not hers.
20. You consider it a major triumph if you shower by noon.
21. You justify every excessive crying spell with teething.
22. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
23. You have kept your favorite babysitter a secret from other mothers in your playgroup.
24. You have your pediatrician's telephone number on speed-dial.
25. You own the entire Baby Einstein DVD collection.
26. You find yourself humming the "Rubber Duckie" song in the shower.
27. You have dressed your baby in whatever is on top of the clean laundry pile.
28. You cry at Johnson & Johnson commercials.
29. You have considered trading your whole life savings for just one good night of sleep.
30. You see your parents in a whole new light.
31. You consider parenting to be the best job in the world.

Answer Question
 
lissac315

Asked by lissac315 at 9:48 PM on Dec. 19, 2010 in General Parenting

Level 5 (80 Credits)
Answers (23)
  • ...you pick your kids nose.....and wipe salavia off thier face with your hand(saw a lady at church do this today LOL)
    lacyjay1987

    Answer by lacyjay1987 at 9:50 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • you are stuck watching dr suess when you really would like to watch the Packer game
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 9:51 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • 2, 5, 7, 13, 23, 24, and 25 do not apply to me..LOL :)

    verry cute tho!!
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 9:51 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • simple smile

    bseastrand

    Answer by bseastrand at 9:51 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • That's great
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 9:57 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • That's pretty funny. Sad to say I have sent notes to my older daughter's teacher in crayon and went and bought a phone that turns completely off with the touch of a button just for naptime :)
    AntoinetteF

    Answer by AntoinetteF at 10:00 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • you keep watching Dora or any other kid show when the kiddies have fallen asleep
    Katie80620

    Answer by Katie80620 at 10:01 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • ALL OF ABOVE.
    raemommy

    Answer by raemommy at 10:06 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • LOL Katie.....I am always doing this. Then I'll snap out of it and think....what am I doing.....I don't really care if Dora gets to the top of the highest mountain... :)
    annabsmommy

    Answer by annabsmommy at 10:26 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

  • simple smileYou're*

    Mom2Just1

    Answer by Mom2Just1 at 10:55 PM on Dec. 19, 2010

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