Here's what mine would say:
Male cat: I want to go outside. Is it time to go outside? Let me outside. Feed me, where's my food? Can I have moist food, huh huh please please please? Oh let me rub against your leg, hey, is it nighttime yet? I want to go outside, let me out let me out let me out!
My dog: I'm feeling happy! Let's play! Where's my chew toy? Oh look, shiny! nom nom nom
Female cat: You touch me, and I will bitchslap you to kingdom come (said to male cat or dog)! To us: I see the bottom of my bowl, refill it please. I don't care if there's food in the rest of the bowl, as far as I'm concerned if I can see the bottom, it's empty. Do as I say. Why the hell did you have to bring those other creatures into my roost? And what the hell is that 2-legged miniature version of you doing here? *sigh* A Queen's work is never done! Don't touch me I said!
My Australian Shepherd Guy- "Mommy Is it dinner time yet? It is dinner time YET? Oh look, my ball! Play fetch play fetch play fetch PLEASE mommy?!?!?! Oh it's the baby! Can I kiss you will you pet me huh kisses & belly rubs huh huh huh you funny-looking puppy? *SLURP* Hey it's daddy I better be good now."
Answer by KA91 at 8:48 PM on Dec. 20, 2010
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Both are 5 year old Female Chihuahuas:
Paris Lola: Look what I can do!!! Look what I can do!! I can spin and dance like a ballerina.. see me spin and dance?? Ok.. ummm...so where's my cookie??? Wait.. maybe I didn't do it right, I'll try again! Look what I can do!! I'm spinning and dancing like a freakin ballerina on crack and I'm getting dizzy already.. where the hell is my damn cookie???
Bella Mia: Yea, I used to dance and spin like my stupid skinny sister before I gained a couple pounds and now that doesn't happen anymore. Yea, now they call me "fat lady", "Fatty McButterpants", "Shamu".. whatever! I let them describe me as a roll of Charmin toilet paper.. I know I'm squishably irresistible and I pretend that I don't understand just because they say it in a sweet voice... I really don't care as long as they keep giving me cookies!"
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